I am Sal Lizard and I'm pleased to meet you!

I'm an actor, an author, an Internet-radio personality, and a comedian. I have traveled over a good portion of the planet, and have had a myriad of interesting jobs.

I consider myself a Renaissance man -- a philosopher and a fool, a poet and a pirate, a scholar and a scoundrel, a life-long adventurer. I love women and I love animals and I appreciate my friends!

I tend to be Hedonistic in nature, perhaps a bit narcissistic, and politically Libertarian. I am college educated, and mature. I try to be gregarious in my deportment. When I was a young lad, my grandfather taught me to appreciate the beauty in women and to make sure that I put their pleasure before my own. That philosophy has been the keystone of my relationships with ladies. The only thing that keeps me from making love with almost every woman I meet is that almost every woman I meet says "No!" And that's probably a good thing or I'd never accomplish anything else!

I am an active, outgoing person. And now that you know a little about me, I'd love to know more about you!